Fifth Grade Science Opinions
1. The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top, and you sit on the bottom.
2. Mushrooms always grow in damp places, which is why they look like umbrellas.
3. The fours seasons are: salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.
4. The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana.
5. Thunder is a rich source of loudness.
6. Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun, but I never have been able to make out the numbers.
7. A monsoon is a French gentleman.
8. To keep milk from turning sour, keep it in the cow.
9. Water vapor gets together in a big cloud. When it gets big enough to be called a drop, it does.
10. You can listen to thunder and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don’t hear it, you got hit, so never mind.