Fifty Years
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Loading ...Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Sam says to Becky, “Becky, I was wondering–have you ever cheated on me?”
Becky replies, “Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You don’t want to ask that question….”
“Yes, Beck, I really want to know. Please…”
“Well, all right. Yes, 3 times…”
“Three? Well, when were they?” he asked.
“Well, Sam, remember when you were 35 years old, and you really wanted to start that business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember how the bank president, himself, came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?”
“Oh, Becky, you did that for me? I respect you even more than ever, that you did such a thing for me. So, when was No. 2?”
“Well, Sam, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Then remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here to do the surgery, himself, and then you were in good shape again?”
“I can’t believe it, Becky, that you would do such a thing for me to save my life. I couldn’t have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me, Darling. I couldn’t be more moved. So, all right then, when was No. 3?”
“Well, Sam, remember a few years ago when you really wanted to be president of the Golf Club, and you were 17 votes short . . .?”
