Filing for Annulment
“I’ve had it with my wife,” said one drinking buddy to the other. “I’m filing for an annulment.”
“Sorry to hear that, Pal, said his partner. “May I ask why?”
“I found her supply of birth control pills,” said the first.
“Listen, Frank, with all due respect to your religion, I just can’t see leaving your wife for what the Church says is a sin.”
“It ain’t just that,” stormed Frank. “I had a vasectomy over five years ago.”