Filing for Annulment

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“I’ve had it with my wife,” said one drinking buddy to the other. “I’m filing for an annulment.”

“Sorry to hear that, Pal, said his partner. “May I ask why?”

“I found her supply of birth control pills,” said the first.

“Listen, Frank, with all due respect to your religion, I just can’t see leaving your wife for what the Church says is a sin.”

“It ain’t just that,” stormed Frank. “I had a vasectomy over five years ago.”

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