Fill ‘er up!

A burly, muscular rancher returned home a day earlier from his trip to the city to deliver a herd of cattle. When he entered the bedroom, the rancher found his wife naked in bed getting it on with his ranch foreman. Angrily, the rancher grabbed his foreman by the neck and proceeded to choke him until the foreman lost consciousness.

When the foreman came to after being splashed in the face with water, he found himself in the barn all tied up to a post stark naked. What’s more, a tube from the mechanical milking machine was attached to his penis. Seeing the foreman already wide awake, the rancher switched on the milking machine. The foreman felt like he was being given a handjob as the tube alternately pulled and squeezed his penis. However, after he had ejaculated, the tube still continued to squeeze and pull the foreman’s penis. The foreman screamed at the rancher, “When will this stop?”

Pointing at a one-gallon container connected to the milking machine, the rancher said, “Not until you filled that up!”

This joke is filed under Man and Woman.