F___ing Rich
A Blonde from Kentucky was really poor.
She was working 2 jobs, just to keep her and her 3 kids alive. She was always telling everybody that she wished that she was fucking rich, instead of fucking poor.
One day while walking home from work she found an old lamp along side of the road, when she pulled the cork out, here came a genie.
He was so happy he said,” I’ll grant you one wish if you let me go!”
She was so excited that she said,” I wish I was fucking rich!”
The next thing she knew, she was in a bed naked with some guy screwing her.
She yelled, “Who are you?”
He said, “I’m Rich.”