Firewater? Tea?
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Loading ...The missionaries were doing their best to convert the local Indians, and to stop their consumption of liquor but to no avail. Finally they introduced them to tea. Iced tea, hot tea, etc. The Indians loved it!
They drank it every morning, every afternoon, evenings. It was great! Soon tho, it seemed to get out of hand. All this tea drinking, all the time… even at their parties and pow-wows.
One pow-wow in particular it seemed they must’ve overdone it. They had drank the tea all morning, all day, all evening, late into the nite.
Eventually they retired to their respective abodes.
The next morning several were found dead! Doctors came in, specialists came in, but no one could figure out the cause of deaths…
After many tests, and many talks it was decided.
They must’ve died in their tea pee!
