First Date
A man and a woman were just finishing up a first date on the woman’s doorstep. She gives him a kiss and says goodbye.
The man says, “Wait a minute. Aren’t you going to invite me upstairs?”
The woman, obviously surprised at his question, replies, “Oh, my. Well, I just coudn’t invite a man into my room on the first date!”
And the man asks, “Oh? Well how about a last date?”