First Day of School

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It was the first day of school and after lunch, the teacher, Miss Adams, was passing out candy treats wrapped in foil. She was then asking each child to identify what they had been given.

When she came around to little Eddie, he could not name the Hershey ‘kiss’ he had received.

“All right, Eddie”, said Miss Adams. “Here’s a hint. It’s something your daddy wants from your mommy when he gets home from work. Take a bite and tell me what it is.”

Little Lisa jumped up and yelled, “DON’T DO IT, EDDIE. IT’S A PIECE OF ASS.”

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