First Sexual Experience
Jim, who is 17, normally goes out and is home by 11:00 but one night 11:00 passes and Jimmy is not home yet. His father gets really worried and waits outside the house for him.
12:00 passes, 1:00, finally at 2:00 Jimmy gets home. His father, who is furious by this time, asks him why he is late.
Jimmy replies, “Dad, I had my first sexual experience today!” His dad is all excited and proud. He puts his arm around his son and says “My son, you’re the man, let’s go inside and sit down so you can tell me all about it”.
Jimmy says, rubbing his bum, “Oh no dad, I can’t sit down.”