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One day I asked my blonde friend a math question.

I asked her, ” If there are five fish in the ocean and three drown, how many are left?”

She answered, “There are two left, right?”

(For you blondes: fish don’t drown!)

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    Q: What did the fish say when it ran into a concrete wall?

    A: Dam!

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