Five Minutes to Live

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A man was walking down the street when he bumped into a construction worker. They get into a conversation, and the man asks the worker what he would do if he only have five minutes to live.

“Well, I haven’t lived a very passionate life, so I supposes I’d screw anything that moved,” he answered. “What would YOU do?”

“I’d stand perfectly still.”

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