Flowers
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Loading ...This woman and her husband have this really bad fight.
He goes off to work the next day without talking to her, but she doesn’t care. She’s busy doing her thing around the house.
All of a sudden, around 1:00 in the afternoon, the doorbell rings. She goes to the door and opens it and there is a young delivery guy from the local florist shop with an enormous, beautiful bouquet of long-stemmed red roses…the expensive ones…from her husband.
She says to the delivery guy with disgust, “Oh SHIT!”
The delivery guy says, “What’s a matter lady? You don’t like roses?”
She replies, “Yeah, I like roses, but do you know what this means???”
He says, “No, Lady, what does this mean?”
She answers, “It means for the next seven days I’ll be laying on my back with my legs spread in the air.”
He replies, “Geez, Lady, don’t you have a vase???”