Flying Complaint

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“Stewardess!”

“Yes, Sir?”

“I want to complain about this airline. Every time I fly, I get the same seat. I can never see the in-flight movie from here, and there are no window blinds, so I can’t sleep for all that glare.”

“Captain, kindly hush your mouth and just land the plane!”

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