Football One-Liners
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The Packers have been boxed up.
The Steelers were smelted.
The Redskins were thrown off the reservation.
The Cowboys got scalped.
The Jaguars were poached.
The Seahawks got plucked.
The Broncos were sent to the glue factory.
The Giants fell off the beanstalk.
The Dolphins got caught in the tuna net.
and finally…
The Jets crashed.