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Loading ...A blonde walked into the pet store and, after looking up and down the aisles, asked the sales clerk for help.
“I’d like a box of birdseed,” said the lady.
“For which kind of bird?” he asked helpfully.
“Oh, I dunno,” she replied. “Whichever will grow the fastest . . . .”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A man walks into a pet store with a parrot sitting on his shoulder. He asks the clerk if he sells bird seed. The man says, “We’re all out, come back tomorrow.”
He walks back in the next day and asks the same question. The clerk says, “Come back tomorrow.”
He comes back the next day and asks, “Do you stuff birds?” The clerk says, “Yeah, I stuff birds.”
The old man throws his dead parrot on the counter and says, “Then stuff this one up your butt, it died of starvation.”
