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Loading ...These three guys were walking along the beach, chatting it up, when they hear calls for help from two young women caught in the riptide. The first guy comes running up, screaming “I’ll save you!” He jumps in the water, swims out, and comes back with one arm missing. His friends look stunned, so he explains, “Sharks.”
The second guy, feeling superior, says, “I’ll go save them!” and jumps in. He comes back and he’s missing a leg. Before either friend can say anything, he explains, “Shark got it.”
The third guy just starts laughing at his friends’ misfortune. He jumps in the water, swims out, and comes back with both women. The first two guys are amazed. When asked how he avoided getting eaten by the sharks, he calmly tells them, “Simple. My father was a typewriter salesman.”
