Forest goes to Heaven

On the day Forest dies, he meets God.

God says: “Forest, you’re a good man, and you’ve led a good life. I will allow you into heaven if you answer three questions correctly.”

Question 1. What are the two days of the week that start with T ?

Question 2. How many seconds are there in a year?

Question 3. What is my (God’s) first name?

After much thought, Forest responded. “God, I think I know all the answers to your questions. The first one, about the two days of the week that start with T…they are today and tomorrow.”

“Not what I expected you to answer, Forest.” God said. “But I can’t say that you are wrong. Have you thought about how many seconds there are in a year?”

“12,” Forest replied. “January second, February second…”

God, impressed by Forest’s creativity, said “Good Forest, Good, but do you know my first name?”

“Yes sir. It is Howard. Howard be thy name.”

This joke is filed under Heaven, Religious.