Formulae for a Happy Marriage
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Loading ...1. My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food… She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. ”
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2. I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our
anniversary?”
She said, “Some where I have never been!”
I told her, “How about the kitchen?”
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3. She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and
electric bread maker. Then she said, “There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down! So I bought her an electric chair.
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4. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late for the garbage?”
“No, jump in!” said the truck driver.
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5. One day a father called his 6 children together and asked, “Now tell me, who has been most obedient during last week and did everything mother asked?”
In one voice they all replied, “You, daddy.”
