foul mouthed Johnny
Johnny was in class and the teacher asked, “What’s 2+2?”
Johnny raised his hand and said, “That would be motherfuckin’ 4.”
The teacher said, “Johnny you can’t use that kind of language in class!” and Johnny said, “Why motherfuckin’ not?”
The teacher call Johnny’s parents that evening and asked them to come to school to discuss this matter. The next day Johnny’s parents came to school and the teacher told them about Johnny’s behavior and that everytime she calls on him he uses foul language. She asked his parents, “What do you think of that?”
Johnny’s mother turned to the teacher and said, “Fuck him, don’t call on him then.”