Funny E-mail Addresses

When creating email addresses, many colleges and businesses tend to strip the last name down to 6 characters and add the first and middle initial to either the beginning or end.

For example, Mary L. Ferguson = mlfergus or fergusml.

They are just now beginning to realize the problems that may occur when there is a large and diverse pool of accounts. Add to that a large database of company/college acronyms and you have some very funny addresses.

TOP TEN E-mail Addresses
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10. Helen Thomas Eatons (Duke University)
eatonsht @ dku.edu

9. Mary Ellen Dickinson (Indiana University of Pennsylvania) -
dickinme @ iup.edu

8. Francis Kevin Kissinger (Las Verdes University) -
kissinfk @ lvu.edu

7. Amanda Sue Pickering (Purdue University)
aspicker @ pu.edu

6. Ida Beatrice Ballinger (Ball State University) -
ibballin @ bsu.edu

5. Bradley Thomas Kissering (Brady Electrical, Northern Division, Overton Canada)
btkisser @ bendover.com

4. Isabelle Haydon Adcock (Toys “R” Us) -
ihadcock @ tru.com

3. Martha Elizibeth Cummins (Fresno University) -
cumminme @ fu.edu

2. George David Blowmer (Drop Front Drawers & Cabinets Inc.) -
blowmegd @ dropdrawers.com

…but at No 1, it had to be…

1. Barbara Joan Beeranger (Myplace Home Decorating) -
beeranbj @ myplace.com

This joke is filed under Funny Stories.