Garden Envy
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Loading ...Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden. However, no matter what she did, she couldn’t get her tomatoes to ripen. Admiring her neighbor’s garden, which had lovely, bright red tomatores, she went over one day and ask him his secret.
“It’s really quite simple,” the old man explained. “Twice each day, in the morning and in the evening, I expose myself in front of the tomatoes, and they turn red with embarrassment.”
Desperate for the perfect garden, she took his advice and proceeded to expose herself to her plants twice daily.
Two weeks passed, and her neighbor stopped by to check on her progress. “So,” he asked, “any luck with your tomatoes?”
“No,” she replied, excitedly, “but you should SEE the size of my CUCUMBERS!”
