Gas Grill
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Loading ...This couple had been married for about five years, and one day, as they are out working in the yard, the man tells his wife, “Man! Your butt is getting fat!”
She gets ticked off and moves to another part of the yard. The husband follows her and says, “You know, looking at that big gas grill over there, I’ll bet your butt is as big as that grill. It’s HUGE!”
The wife gets really mad, tells him HE can finish the yard by himself and goes inside. The husband then finds a yard stick, measures the grill, goes inside and measures his wife and says, “Yup, they are both the same size.” The wife is livid!! She doesn’t speak to him the rest of the day.
When the husband comes to bed that night, he tries to cuddle up next to his wife and says, “Hey, honey, how ’bout it?” She pulls back and says, “You’re crazy if you think I’m firing up this big gas grill for one little weenie!”
