GATOR WRASSLIN’

In the everglades of Florida, there is an alligator wrestling demonstration going on. The guy is doing his thing with the alligator, the normal stuff you would see like opening the gator’s mouth and placing his inside, putting the gator in a headlock, flipping the gator, etc… Once he is done with this, he turns to the crowd and drops his pants and his underwear. He then reaches into a small wading pool next to him and pulls out a baby alligator. He squeezes the baby’s head and proceeds to attach the gator to his member. He stands there with the gator hanging of him for a minute or so, then pokes the gator in the eye, it falls off and scurries back into the pool.

Facing the crowd again, he proceeds to ask “if there is anyone out there man enough to do that, I will give you $500.00.” The crowd starts buzzing back and forth and finally after a few minutes a gentleman in the back stands and says “I’ll try it, but you ain’t gonna poke me in the eye are you?!!”

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