Gender Differences

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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item that he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future … until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all.

Men wake up as good looking as when they went to bed.
Women seem to deteriorate overnight.

A woman marries a man expecting him to change … but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting her not to change … but she does.

Married men live longer than single men BUT married men are more willing to die.

Married men should forget their mistakes.
There’s no point in two people remembering the same thing.

A woman has the last word in every argument.
Anything that a man might say after that is the beginning of a new argument.