George Burns’ 5 Tips for Meeting Women
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Loading ...1. Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.
2. If a real beauty comes your way walking her dog, stop and pet it. That makes you her friend, and before you know it she’ll be introducing herself and shaking your hand, unless her dog is a pit bull. Then she’ll just introduce herself.
3. Bump into her rear end. I mean, if she’s driving ahead of you. This may cost you a hundred, but you’ll have her name, address, and phone number. The rest is up to you.
4. Making the scene in a sporty convertible with the top down still gets results. I was doing fine last week, until the girl had to jump out to bring my hair back.
5. If all of the above fails, book yourself on a cruise. And if you strike out there, forget my tips on how to meet women, but I’ve got some great ones on how to make a fortune in the stock market.
In Memory of:
George Burns (1896-1996)
R. I. P.
