George W. & Moses
George W. is walking in the airport when he sees a man with a long white beard and long white hair. George W. walks up to him and asks him if he is Moses. The man doesn’t say anything and keeps on walking away.
George W. is puzzled and catches up with the old man and again asks him if he is Moses. The old man looks at him, then walks away even faster. Now, George W. is really getting mad, so he runs up to the old guy and stops him, tells him, “Hey, twice I’ve asked you if you were Moses and you never even said a word to me!! What is wrong with you, why won’t you talk to me?”
The old man answered, “The last time I talked to a Bush, I had to walk around in the desert for 40 years!”