George’s Physical
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Loading ...Seventy year old George went to the doctor for his annual physical check-up. The doctor examined George and did all the routine tests. Everything seemed fine.
The doctor said, “Well George, it looks like all the tests came back normal and you seem to be in good physical shape for a man your age. Now tell me, how are you emotionally and spiritually?”
“Doc”, said George, “I am emotionally and spiritually great.
In fact, God has really been helping me a lot lately.”
“How is God helping you?”, asked the doctor.
George replied, “Well you see, I explained to God that my eyesight is not what it used to be, and I especially have trouble seeing at night when I have to get out of bed to use the bathroom. So now every time I have to get up to pee, *poof* the light goes on, and when I’m finished *poof* the light goes out again.”
This troubled the doctor, so he decided to call George’s wife and discuss this with her.
“Thelma”, said the doctor, “I’m a little worried about George. His check-up went well, but this new relationship he says he has with God is a bit strange. Is it really true that when he gets up at night God turns the lights on and off for him? George says that when he has to pee at night, *poof* the light goes on and when he’s done *poof* the light turns off again. Is he losing it a little, or does God really do that for him?”
“That stupid old fool,” said Thelma. “He’s been peeing in the refrigerator again!”
