getting the bull to breed
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Loading ...This cowboy wants to go into the calf business but needed a bull to get things started. He calls up his banker and the banker floats him a loan.
Around 6 weeks later, the banker calls the cowboy back and asks him how the bull is performing. Well the cowboy replies that the bull could be a dud and the banker told him to get the vet out there pronto to see if he could the bull to start producing.
Well the banker calls back in another 6 weeks to check up on the old boy. “Has that bull started to work yet?” the banker asks. “He sure has,” replies the cowboy. “He has mounted everything on my place, knocked down the fences all around me and has mounted all the neighbors stock.”
“What did the vet give the bull?” the banker asked.
“I really don’t know,” the cowboy replies. “But it tastes kinda like chocolate.”