Getting Things Straight
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Loading ...Two guys on a motorcycle were driving down the road. The driver was wearing an old leather jacket that didn’t have any buttons or a zipper.
Finally, he pulled over and told his riding buddy, “I can’t ride anymore with the air hitting me in my chest this way.”
After thinking for a second, his buddy suggested, “Yo, it’s like this…put the coat on backwards to block the air from hitting you straight on.”
So they continued down the road. Suddenly, they whipped around a curb and spun out of control in an oil slick.
The farmer that lived there called the police and told them what had happened. The duty officer asked him, “Are either of them showing any life signs?”
The farmer then said, “Well, that first one was ’til I turned his ole head around the right way…”
