Ghosts
There was once an English man an Irish man and a Scotsman. One day they were all going for a walk and came across a strange old house. I’ll go in first and have a look said the English man.
He looked inside and saw dollar bill on the table. He went to go and pick it up and heard a voice: “I am the ghost of Aunty Mable and this note stays on the table!” The English man ran out terrified.
So the Irish man tried and he ran out petrified.
Then it was the Scottsman’s turn. He walked in and went to go pick up the note and the ghost said, “I am the ghost of Aunty Mable and this note stays on the table!”
So the Scottsman said, “Well my name is Davy Crocket, and this note stays in me pocket!”