Gifts

So this poor dude is talking to this rich dude about what they got their wives for Christmas… the rich dude tells the poor dude: “I bought my wife a diamond ring and a Mercedes Benz.”

The poor dude sez: “Why the fuck did you buy two expensive-ass gifts like that?”

So the rich dude sez: “Well, if my wife doesn’t like the diamond ring, at least she’ll have a nice car to drive to the store so she can exchange it for something she likes. What did YOU buy your wife for Christmas?”

“Well,” the poor dude sez, “I bought her a pair of flip-flops and a dildo.”

“A dildo?” the rich dude sez, “Why’d you buy your wife a dildo?”

“So if she don’t like the the flip flops, she can go fuck herself.”

This joke is filed under Religious.