Give Me Another
A man walked into a bar and asked for a drink. He drank the drink and pulled something out of his pocket. He put the thing back into his pocket and asked for another drink. The bartender gave the man a drink. He drank it then pulled the thing out of his pocket and looked at it again. He put the thing back in his pocket and asked for another drink. The bartender said, “Not until you tell me what you keep looking at.”
The man said, “A picture of my wife”.
The bartender asked, “Why”?
The man said, “Because the drunker I get, the better she looks!!!!!”