GOD’S AXE
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Loading ...One day, little 6-year-old Eddie walked into the bathroom just as his mother was stepping out of the shower. He could not remember ever seeing her without clothes on.
So when his father came home that evening, Eddie took him aside and told him what had happened. “It was scary, Daddy, she doesn’t have a weenie like we do. . .just a big hairy slit between her legs.”
“Yes, that’s true, Eddie”, said his father, trying to think of a quick explanation without going into the whole story of the birds and the bees. “That’s where God hit her with his axe”, said Daddy.
“Gee”, said little Eddie. “He got her right in the cunt.”
