Going Home Early
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Loading ...A Jew, an Italian, and a Polack all worked together at the same company. All three gentlemen knew each other well and spent much time talking at work.
They began noticing that their boss was leaving work early every day. After a while, the three men became irritated that the boss was leaving early while they had to stay a full eight hours.
One morning in the break room, they conspired together that if the boss left early again that afternoon, they would also leave right after he got out of the building.
Sure enough, the boss left that afternoon about 15 minutes early. Sticking to their agreement, all three men left and went home.
The Jew got home had a nice meal with his wife and went to bed early so he could get good rest for the next day at work. The Italian arrived home, greeted his family, and took his wife out for night on the town.
The Polack got home, went into his house and walked to his bedroom to change clothes. When he opened the door to his room, he saw his wife and his boss in bed together. He quietly and quickly shut the door and left the house until later.
The next day, the Jew and Italian were talking about their wonderful previous evenings when the Polack walked up to them. They started telling the Polack how great last night was. Then the Jew and the Italian said, “Hey, we ought to do this again today if the boss leaves early.” The Polack said, “I’m not doing it again. Last night I almost got caught!”