Going to Dallas
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Loading ...There was this man and this woman on a plane and the woman turned to the man and said, “I’m really horny and I want it now.”
The man said, “Not now and especially not on this plane.”
So the woman makes a suggestion, “You un-zip your pants and I’ll do the rest.”
So the man finally agrees and she sits on his lap. The woman decides to ask the people in front of her, “Where are you guys going?”
They say, “We’re goin’ to Dallas.”
She asks the people behind her, “Where are you guys going?”
They say, “We’re goin’ to Dallas.”
She asks the people to her left, “Where are you guys going?”
They say, “We’re going to Dallas.”
She starts bouncing up and down and saying, “Everybody’s going to Dallas, everybody’s going to Dallas.”