GOING UP?

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A businessman was flying over Chicago in his small airplane when suddenly the engine stopped.

He reached behind the seat, grabbed his parachute and bailed out of the plane.

On the way down to earth he met a woman wearing an apron going up.

He shouted to her, “Hey lady, do you know anything about parachutes?”

She replied, “No sir, do you know anything about gas stoves?”

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