Golden Years

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The Golden Years are here at last.
I cannot see, I cannot pee,
I cannot chew, I cannot screw,
My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks,
No sense of smell, I look like hell,
The Golden Years have come at last,
The Golden Years can kiss my ass!

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