golf disaster
One day, two guys take off from work to play a round of golf. The day is going great and the two are having a blast. Finally, the two men approach the 18th hole, only to discover that it is backed up.
The people ahead of them obviously weren’t very good at golf because it was taking forever for them to hit the ball. One guy says to the other, “I am going to to tell them to hurry the hell up.” So he jogs over the hill and heads for the people ahead of them.
Seconds later he comes back and frantically says, “I can’t talk to them. One of them is my girlfriend, and the other is my wife!!!!” The other guy tells him to chill out and that he will go tell them to hurry.
The second guy comes running back and says, “ME TOO!!!”