Golf lesson
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Loading ...This newlywed couple decided to take golfing lessons. So the husband went to the golf trainer and he hit the ball. It went about 50 yards, not very balanced and not a good hit.
So the trainer said, “Hold the golf club like you would your wife’s breasts.” So he did and it was a perfect hit, hole in 1.
When the wife went to the trainer, she did the same thing, not a very good hit, about 40 yards.
So the trainer said “Hold the golf club like you would your husband’s penis.” She hit the ball and it went about 3 feet.
Then the trainer said, “Now take the golf club out of your mouth and hit the ball again”