Golf lessons

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A man and his wife took a golfing trip up to Minnosota. Neither of them did very good so they decided to go to golf lessons.
The guy went first. The instrunctor told him to grip the clubs like he holds his wifes breasts.

He swings and hits the ball 285 yards down the fairway.
Then its the womans turn. The instructor tells her to hold the club like she holds her husbands penis.

So she swings and hits the ball 15 yards down the fairway. “That was good,” the instructor said, “but this time take the club out of your mouth and try again.”

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