Golfing Challenge

A young man, who was an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in nine holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off, an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man.

Not being able to say “No,” he allowed the old gent to join him. To his pleasant surprise, the old man played fairly quickly. He didn’t hit the ball far, but plodded along consistently and didn’t waste much time.

Finally, they reached the 9th Fairway, and the young man found himself with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his ball–directly between his ball and the green. After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot, the old man finally said, “You know, when I was your age, I’d hit the ball right over that tree.”

With that challenge placed before him, the young man swung hard, hit the ball up and right smack into the top of the tree trunk. It thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally laid.

The old man leaned back on his golf bag and said, “Of course, when I was your age, that pine tree was only three feet tall.”

This joke is filed under Golf, Religious.