Q. What’s the best advice a mother can give her daughter?

A. You don’t actually blow!

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Zsa Zsa Gabor once appeared on a television program in which guest celebrities attempted to solve viewers’ conjugal problems. The first question came from a young lady: “I’m breaking my engagement to a very wealthy man who has already given me a sable coat, diamonds, a stove and a Rolls Royce. What should I do?”

“Give back the stove,” advised Zsa Zsa.

(It was Zsa Zsa who once claimed to be a good housekeeper. After each divorce, she kept the house).

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