Good Breeding

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A lady from Chicago was visiting New York City. Her hostess was determined to make the Midwesterner feel inferior and unimportant.

“My dear,” said the New York matron, snobbishly, “Here in the East we think breeding is everything.”

“Oh, I don’t know,” the lady from the Midwest replied. “Out where I come from, we think it’s fun, too, but we try to have a few outside interests as well.”

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