Good Buddy
Tony stops at his buddy Frank’s house on the way home from work. Frank’s wife Angela answers the door and says he’s not home yet but that Tony is welcome to come in and wait. She sits him down at the kitchen table so they can chat while she makes dinner.
She notices Tony staring at her. “Why are you looking at me like that?” smiles Angela.
“Angie, you got the greatest rack I ever saw,” says Tony.
“I’ll give you a hundred bucks if you take off your top and let me kiss ‘em.”
Tony is kind of an attractive guy, thinks Angie, and I could buy that dress that Frank liked. “Sure, why not”, she says. So she slides up her sweater, opens her bra, and makes herself accessible to Tony.
Afterwards, Tony looks at his watch, says he can’t wait any longer, slips Angela a hundred dollars, and leaves.
A few minutes later, Frank walks in and asks if Tony came by.
Angela tries not to panic, wondering how Frank knew. “Yeah, just for a second, but he couldn’t wait,” she replies.
“That’s OK,” says Frank. “As long as he dropped off the hundred bucks he owes me.”