Good News, Bad News
A man went to his doctor for a check up. At the end of the appointment his doctor said, ” I have some good news and some bad news.”
The man said, “What’s the bad news?”
The doctor said, “You have 3 days to live.” Frantic, the man asked,” And what’s the good news?”
The doctor replied, “You know the receptionist with the humongous tits? I’m f*cking her.”