Good News Nurse
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Loading ...There is a guy who begins to suffer massive headaches. He goes to the doctor and says, “Hey doc, Ive got these headaches… can you check it out and tell me whats going on?”
Doc says, “Sure, come on back in a couple days after we analyze some tests.”
Guy comes back, and the doctor tells him, “Weve got good news and bad news.”
Guy says, “Lets hear the bad news.”
Doc sez, “Youve got a week to live.”
Guy says, “Holy shit, I cant fucking believe it!! Whats the good news?”
Doc smiles and says, “See that good looking nurse over there?”
Guy says, “Yeah?”
Doc laughs, “I fucked her last night!”