Good Samaritan’s Limits
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Loading ...An armless man walks into a bar which is empty except for the bartender. He orders a drink, and when he is served, asks the bartender if he will get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms.
The bartender obliges him. He then asks if the bartender will tip the glass to his lips. The bartender does this until the man finishes his drink. After this, he asks the bartender if he will get a hanky from his pocket and wipe the foam from his lips. The bartender does this and comments that it must be very difficult not to have arms and to have to ask someone to do nearly everything for him.
The man says, “Yes, it is a bit embarrassing at times. By the way, where is your restroom?” he inquires.
The bartender quickly replies, “The closest one is in the gas station three blocks down the street.”
