Goofy doctor
A certain doctor was making his daily rounds at the hospital. The nurse on duty came up to him with a patient’s file and said,
“Doctor, when you changed this patient’s medication, you forgot to sign her file.”
The doctor reached behind his ear to retrieve his pen so he could sign the form, but was surprised to find a rectal thermometer there instead.
“Shit!” cried the doctor. “Some asshole has my pen!”