Gorilla in a Tree
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Loading ...A guy wakes up one morning and notices a gorilla sitting in the tree outside his bedroom window. He starts to panic, wondering what he should do. Eventually he decides to phone the local zoo.
“Great,” says the zookeeper. “We’ve been looking for that gorilla everywhere. We’ll send a team over right away.”
After ten minutes a van pulls up and out gets a zookeeper, holding a shotgun, followed by a small terrier.
“How do you expect to catch the gorilla with just a gun and a terrier?” asks the man.
“Well, firstly, I am going to give you the gun to hold. Then I’ll climb up into the tree and shake the branch that the gorilla is on, like mad. The gorilla will eventually fall out of the tree and the terrier is trained to run up to the gorilla and bite his privates. That paralyses him and we can then load him into the van and take him back to the zoo.”
“So what is the gun for?” asks the man.
“Well, if by any chance I fall out of the tree before the gorilla - shoot the frigging dog.”
