Got Milk?
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Loading ...A salesman’s car breaks down, so he asks a farmer to let him spend the night. The farmer then tells the salesman, “Well, if you’re not picky, you can spend the night in the barn.” The salesman agrees to do so.
In the middle of the night, the salesman wakes up and is really thirsty, so he decides to get some milk from a cow. Soon, the farmer hears noises coming from the barn and goes to investigate. Upon entering the barn, he then sees the salesman soaking wet and with a white liquid dripping down his face. The farmer asks, “What happened to you?”
The salesman says, “I just got thirsty, so I milked your cow. It was so dark in there I don’t know how I did it. But I’m telling you, that cow has great milk! I must have drank a gallon of it!”
Scratching his head, the farmer then stares at the salesman with a puzzled look and says, “But we don’t have a cow. We just have a bull.”
